This really happened

Carly:

Are you out?

Kristin:

Yes. Black Door. 26t and 7th.

Carly:

Will you come here we r Thompson and 3rd?

Kristin:

That's downtown.

Carly:

So where are you

Kristin:

I just said! Who r u with and how is the bar?

Carly:

What. I'm heading home.

Kristin:

Come here we're on the way home

Carly:

Where

Kristin:

26th bt 6th and 7th

Carly:

Meet me at home

Kristin:

OK go home

Carly:

In a cab home.

Kristin:

I'm coming home

Carly:

Liar bring me food

Kristin:

What do you want

Carly:

Where r u

Kristin:

In cab coming home

Carly:

Just come home

Kristin:

I am!

To be fair...I had a few cocktails prior to this conversation